Assumptions: Mother of all screw ups!!

My dear children of heaven, children of god, let us assume the following:
1) Love is forever. Why? Because it’s plastic. It cannot degrade, it cannot decompose, it has to stay forever. If it gets over then it’s not love, it’s some other feeling which is out of scope of love’s rulebook written by God, published by anyone who wants to.
2) There are different kinds of love, just like there are different kinds of plastics. Some of the various breeds of love are listed below:
• Motherly love
• Fatherly love
• Brotherly love
• Sisterly love
• Friendly love
• Lover love
• Neighbor’s love
• God’s love
• Son of God’s love
• Pet’s love
• Neighbor’s God’s love
• Neighbor’s God’s pet’s love
• Neighbor’s God’s pet’s brother’s love
• And many more…
3) You have to take utmost care that the specifications of different kinds of love are different. You will need those specifications while labeling your feelings.
4) You have to feel from heart and process that feeling in brain. Then the feeling has to be labeled in brain and has to be sent back to heart for confirmation. Then the feeling has to be sent back to brain where it is mixed with words. The words are then released from mouth with caution.
5) Love happens only once. Why? Because of the following reasons:
• Shahrukh Khan said that.
• It’s written by Karan Johar.
• Falling in love again and again is a sin. Love is a pit with limited place. If you fall in it again and again, where and when will others get a chance to fall in it? So, if you fall in that pit, stay there and die there. Others can manage to fall in that pit on your corpse.
6) When you are in love, you should refrain your hormones to work for anyone else. You should be incharge of your hormones when you are in love.
7) When the rule book doesn’t mention the kind of love, you should assume it to be “lover love” because all kinds of love are different. For different loves, kindly refer different rulebooks.