Peeing in public v/s multiple orgasms

Those men in metro train were discussing about privileges given to women and were whining about how men are becoming victims of harassment by women, how being a woman is an advantage, blah blah blah. All they were discussing was crap to me. Women, on the other hand, discuss how it’s an advantage for men being men. That sounds crap too.

When God was distributing gifts to man and woman, it would have been completely man’s and woman’s choice to select gifts. Man would have chosen supreme physical power, woman would have chosen superior communication skills (both verbal and non-verbal), man would have chosen logical skills, woman would have chosen better memory, man would have chosen ability to pass on genes to as many offsprings as possible while woman would have chosen the privilege to carry a baby and be a creator of life. When all gifts would have been distributed by God, 2 gifts would have been left.

Man and woman would have been fighting over it but man being physically stronger would have snatched the gift of his choice which is the ability to PEE WHILE STANDING. So woman was left with the last gift and she had to take it. Now the last gift that the man took seemed advantageous to him so he took it. Are you wondering which gift was the woman left with? Ok I’ll tell you. The last gift that the woman had to take was MULTIPLE ORGASMS. And I think it’s a much better gift than man’s gift of peeing while standing. It’s a convenience to man but woman’s gift was pleasure, sheer pleasure.

Now, I hate it when girls and boys brood over themselves being a girl or a boy. And I despise it even more when they choose to be a feminist or a male chauvinist. Come on! Men and women are supposed to stay in harmony. They chose their own abilities and disabilities in the beginning of the evolution. They perfectly complement each other. Being a feminist or a male chauvinist won’t help the world in any way. The world cannot exist without either of them. Let’s understand differences among to the two sexes and accept it.